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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 08:43

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.